Saw New Moon last night. Not half bad, I'd give it a three outta five. It was a lot closer to the book than I thought it would be. The scene at the movie theater was pretty cute . And Mike sounded like a real douche . Nice performance on whoever that was's part . Jacob almost butchering him was a little shocking, though . That tatoo he got was totally badass . And the scenes with Bella and Jacob were adorable . The scene when he jumped up the side of Bella's house made a few people whistle. I love crazy Twihards . And lastly, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY LET EDWARD AND JACOB GO AT IT ?! I was like "dogfight, dogfight !" and then stupid Bella had to step in and be all "you can't hurt each other without hurting me! :iconomgiloveyouplz:". You gotta ruin everything for everybody, dontcha Swan ?!

And now my family is divided. Well, is and isn't. My mom likes Edward now, for reasons I can't possibly fathom , my aunt likes Jacob, which is fine in itself , I like Jacob because I feel sorry for the poor guy (why's Bella gotta hurt him all the time ?!), and my sister likes Jacob 'cause he's got an eight - pack now. She's shallow . On a more important note, my aunt and I now know who kills Victoria in the next movie, and it's killing my mom and sister. And in a really twisted, it's really funny watching them agonizing over it and making guesses .

I gotta go now. I haven't written in forever and if I don't soon I'm gonna crack.